Mild S4 Entertainment - Hugglebear

[jdance]

Was browsing profiles of some local farms while at work and came across this:

Made me chuckle.

SUMMARY IN NOT SO MANY WORDS: Hugglebear caused someone to delete account.

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Here is the history of the mighty Hugglebear:
10/14 1st vill
10/20 joined Farmer
10/25 switched to CM
10/30 2nd. village
11/4 switched to Elite
11/15 3rd village
11/30 switched to silly
12/1 4th village
12/3 switched to CMD

Next he'll be switching to Geico...now there you go!!! When I get back in the game I'll make an alliance called Geico, and he can switch, so I can teach him how to attack.

Here we have a player who has started the game maybe 3 1/2 weeks before I started the game and they are Gauls ,However I'm a roman and I have a pop of 147.

Why does it take 500 swords man and 20 cats to send in a village with a population of 147 I would never do that and I 'm a lone no threat ask your self some thing else who is the better player OUT OF 31 ATTACKS they never in this game ever got ant resources from me so who is the real player.

THIS JUST CAME IN 4 attacks each attack was 100 swords man ,5 cats but the last attack was 500 swordsman and 20 cats all back to back secs. apart from one another. so ask your self 800 troops ,35 cats no resources 4 villages and they are not even romans.they have built twice as a roman I for got the only way its possible is if they bought gold to do the quick fix at 2 gold each ,plus sent resources to them self from other villages and that will be possible to do.if I'm wrong here tell me because even with all of that troops and every thing else cost resources and no one in this game make resources that fast no matter how you look at it.with that being said
I will not leave this sever and my goal as a player is to destroy this cheater and thats what they are .when the time come I will post this to every alliance there is in this sever I'am here to destroy one player only and I have no beef with no one else in this game .

As a player I give my word on this HUGGLE BEAR I"M COMING FOR ONLY YOU THEN YOU WILL UNDER STAND WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A REAL PLAYER IN THE GAME I STAND A LONE WHEN I COME NO HELP NO GROUP NO NOTHING JUST ME AND THAT IS MY WORD TO YOU!!!!!!!Ihope the real players out there enjoy there game and remember cheaters never win and every body get a turn.


The worst playing alliance in this sever is CMD, LOrd DEATH is ONLY A YES MAN BECAUSE HE HAS TO FOLLOW HIS HUGGLEBEAR TO HELP ATTACK A VILLAGE OF 146 POPULATION THESE GUYS ARE TRUELY SAD IN THE HISTORY OF TRAVIN !!!!!AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.


The worst part of it is this.after every thing they do they will still get nothing from me and as a true player in the game I say this to you when you build up your crannies it keep players like this from taking your resources thats the importance of having crannies .I guess I have to say this when you know how to keep your resources this is what happens when you have some one who is scared of you ever growing .IT shows who the better player is in the game. So if you ever find your self being attacked by this alliance knows this they cant stand alone they need help to fight .and if they was true players as we know they are not they would of taken over the game by using senators or chiefs ETC.... so who knows the game better then a real player does certainly not a cheater.and with that being said know this only a real player knows what it means to defeat a player .for they surely dont .hahahahahahahahahah

BY THE WAY FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW THIS, I DONT EVEN HAVE ANY TROOPS,AND HAVENT HADE ANY TROOPS IN THIS VILLAGE FOR A WHILE I'LL GIVE YOU THE UP DATE ON MY ATTACKERS AND EVERY THING THEY SENT FOR A POPULATION OF 146. STAY TUNED....

Prior to 12/4 Hugglebear attacked me 23 times, and never got 1 resource from me...He keeps coming back because I have bad grammar, it must make him mad, go figure...

12/4 4:19 a.m.
sent 500 swords 10 cats and 1 hero
he got nothing
12/4 4:19 a.m.
sent 100 swords 5 cats
he got nothing
12/4 4:19 a.m.
sent 100 swords 5 cats
he got nothing
12/4 4:19 a.m.
sent 100 swords 5 cats
he got nothing
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brief interlude with music
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12/4 3:16 p.m.
sent 500 swords 6 cats 1 hero
he got nothing
12/4 3;16
sent 100 swords 6 cats
he got nothing
12/4 3:17 p.m.
sent 100 swords 7 cats
he got nothing
12/4 3:17p.m.
sent 100 swords 6 cats
he got nothing
Then comes his cohort.....
Underworld 12/4 5:28 p.m....
sent 30 axe 5 cats
he got nothing

12/4 5:28 p.m.
sent 30 axe 10 cats

In all this they have yet to get one resource, and while they are taking out my fields and bldgs I am just putting them back up
I have 57:44 hrs left in this game, I will continue to grow.


12 /5 more incoming troops from no other then
HUGGLEDUMMY.
Time of attack 4:10:35 p.m
"36 p.m
"38 p.m
"39 p.m
stay tuned for more at 4:10:40 p.m live at DELETED PLAYER's vill.
And the results are in folks...4 attacks....800 troops 1 hero and 29 cats and still they get nothing.
Well I'm on my meds now but nothing seems to have changed, perhaps Huggledummy should take some meds too and maybe he will be able to fight against the mega ghost troops in my village, apparently he can't see them. Well, its time to restore my wheat fields.
Only 32:26 left in the game,...will huggledummy ever get any resources?...
will his troops ever find my ghost troops?...tune in tomorrow to find out

[nyuk]

Is this what happens when you poop on the keyboard and mash submit reply?

[Momo]

Sometimes when I poop on the keyboard I roll around in it for interesting replies.

I need an ASCII poop shield.

[McLovin]

uhhh, did anyone find this entertaining in any way?

there is 3 minutes of my life I will never get back.

I should have been reading peoples profiles

[Falling Wall]

To long and most of the people who post here are probably gold users. IDK. It is mean, but part of the game...

[Falling Wall]

Originally Posted by Theo The interesting thing is that this poor guy fails to mention that there are a LOT of "various stuff destroys" in between those reports.

If I had the power I would yell at you and combine those posts for being right next to each other. But I don't have the power .

P.S. this happened to me not but an hour ago . I am not being serious, so don't go through any kind of trouble. I don't care about post count ^^.

[hugglebear]

Dear Ladies, Gentlemen, Children, and Pets of all ages,

I have come here today to defend myself against these vile, illegitimate, and mostly grammatically incorrect slanders on my cuteness and cuddliness!

There are two sides to every story. And I'd like to share my mine.

You see, one day, I was looking through my awfully hugglywuggly neighborhood, trying to figure out who deserved some more boxes of sunshine. So then I was looking through everyone that my hugglebunnies had visited, and who had been naughty and who had been nice. You see, the hugglebunnies also work on commission, so when people don't give them tips, they get very sad.

Have you ever seen a sad hugglebunny? It's absolutely awful. It makes hugglebear sad.

Anyway, so I was looking through my daily reports, and I found one very stingy customer. I didn't understand. Why didn't he like my hugglebunnies? They are very friendly, cute, considerate, and toilet trained. Usually after a visit from the hugglebunnies, people are so happy, they send back a great deal of daisies and cotton candy. But this particular one, I don't understand why, but he didn't like the boxes of sunshine.

So I told my hugglebunnies, "My dearies, don't be disheartened. Maybe he already has enough boxes of sunshine. Why don't you give him some Rainbow Chocolate?"

But again, they came back empty-handed. And sad. I must not forget the sad part.

So I told them to maybe deliver some fluffy cucumbers. No tip. Cuddly corn muffins. Nada. Coco puffs. Still zilch. Charlie Brown comics. Still a no go. Fabric softener. Nothing. And my hugglebunnies were getting sadder and sadder. No matter how much love and affection I gave to this one person, I never got a thing in return.

But, alas, hugglebear is persistent and snuggly fellow, who incidentally enjoys talking in the third person, and wouldn't give up so easily. Nay, hugglebear had a brilliant plan. What do you give someone that already has everything? So one night, he went to his workshop to build a present like he had never given before. All night he slaved away, painting happy faces on boulders. And making a creation of a lifetime, the "Happy Boulder Throwers" (henceforth referred to as HBT in the rest of this document). Hugglebear had never met anyone that had gotten 'happy boulders' as presents before. He figured it would work for sure.

So the next day, he gathered round his HBT's, loaded them up with happy boulders and sent them on their way accompanied by a parade of clowns! To his shock and dismay, nothing again! And so he painted more elaborate clown faces on boulders and sent them on their way again. But still nothing!

And so to this day, I am still trying to send a gift that this person would like. And that is my side of the story. If anyone has any better ideas, please let me know.

Always cute and snugglyhugglywuggly,

Hugglebear

[i get by]

that post wins in so many ways...

[world_warrior]

If I was on S4 I'd cata you just for that massive wall of text.

Unless your relly big.

-w_w

[Liger007]

Woah...and I thought -I- made wall-o-text posts....Christ, halfway through that I thought '[edit], I don't have enough bread crumbs to get home'.

o.O All of that to basically learn that someone who was quitting got hit by 800 something odd troops. Wasn't even that funny...it was just 'I was here, this person hit me a ton of times, the end!'

I bet that the messages were something else though, lol...

Still, I lost a few minutes of my life back there...and I wish I had them back. I could have made a yummy sammich or fed my betta or something with that time, lol.