s1 semi-bias alliance overview/ranking/thingy

Bananas · 10:39 AM

This isnt really a ranking. If it was, YARR would obviously be in first so there's really no point

.

Im bored, chances are im guessing on half of what im writing, and this is only to hold us over till good ol' Ron Burgandy comes back. If you have any problems with my analysis, please, direct yourself to the nearest exit and quickly and quietly GTFO =)

NorthWest
W.E.

Members: 126
Wings: 3
Confeds/NAP's: 0
Average pop: 572
Average offensive points: 596
Average defensive points: 107
Personal Notes: Hmm im not sure what to think of this alliance. before It has been said that they are "all talk" and "all show" and "all noobs" but I dont think they are as awful as claimed. Sure they have three wings which is sickening (just wait till we get to WW), but as usual, if they trimmed their feathers, they may end up with a couple nice wings. Their war (if thats whats happening) with TDS is taking them way too long...hurry up and get rid of them...If it was YARR they'd have been gone by now

TDS

Members: 95
Wings: 2
Confeds/NAP's: 0
Average pop: 480
Average offensive points: 340
Average defensive points: 134
Personal Notes: They're pretty big nubs by the looks of it. They trimmed a couple wings but still could do a hell of a lot better. Come on now.

NorthEast
?

Members: 46
Wings: 1
Confeds/NAP's: 0
Average pop: 1068
Average offensive points: 2275
Average defensive points: 348
Personal Notes: Decent alliance, seems like it has a lot of good players and is at the top of the list in alliance rankings in the places YARR isnt (not that many). They seem to be recruiting a bit far out of their quad however, but that shouldnt be too much of a problem. They are owning the **** out of WW and HOPEFULLY *WINK WINK* wont be adding too many WW members to their ranks, seeing as most of them are just....farms. I see this alliance going pretty far as long as it doesnt add another wing of WW members or something ridiculous like that. (plus I have a bromance for pwnzer)

(theres more I just ran out of image space and WW has so many damn wings to account for that it'tl
take a second.)

BLAH · 07-22-2009, 09:14 AM

Death Stalker · 07-22-2009, 09:19 AM

I guess you have a different idea of owned then i do. LOL A ? member attacking us in waves then, once they all died, he sent in the spears and pallys to attack. Dead as well. Please continue......

Bananas · 10:06 AM

Thanks for the post BLAH :P

WW

Members: 252 (and so it begins)
Wings: 5
Confeds/NAP's: 1
Average pop: 604
Average offensive points: 355
Average defensive points: 128
Personal Notes: What do I say first? Their leaders are leaving, they're getting burned alive by the propaganda rays coming from the forums, and they're getting more wet willies and swirlies from ? than a pimple faced astrophysics student in the 80s.

Pwn - X

Members: 84
Wings: 2
Confeds/NAP's: 5
Average pop: 552
Average offensive points: 201
Average defensive points: 84
Personal Notes: Meh. Your average boring top 10 alliance. For some reason they think its funny that their name is pr0n stars? Well guys,

its not.

Pretty bad stats as well. Dont see it ever getting anywhere. (BTW I lol'd at the german in the picture)

SouthWest
DSP

Members: 49
Wings: 0
Confeds/NAP's: 3 (luhlz)
Average pop: 884
Average offensive points: 1640
Average defensive points: 341
Personal Notes: They are losing epic'ly in the Great Pants War to YARR.

Put some damn pants on nubs

KoN-TEG
Personal Notes: Too much work

stop having so many wings and I may put you in my wonderful analysis.

Bananas · 10:15 AM

SouthEast
YARR

Members: 40
Wings: 0
Confeds/NAP's: 0
Average pop: 1004
Average offensive points: 2131
Average defensive points: 363
Personal Notes:

Bananas · 07-22-2009, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Death Stalker

I guess you have a different idea of owned then i do. LOL A ? member attacking us in waves then, once they all died, he sent in the spears and pallys to attack. Dead as well. Please continue......

Death Stalker · 07-22-2009, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bananas

LMFAO

TheSteelCurtain · 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bananas

Personal Notes: Decent alliance, seems like it has a lot of good players and is at the top of the list in alliance rankings in the places YARR isnt (not that many).

We can't help it if WW doesn't attack much

schlager · 07-22-2009, 12:06 PM

ok then

hollister · 07-22-2009, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bananas

This was my favorite part, it's beautiful.

07-22-2009, 09:11 AM	#1
Bananas Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: In someones mouth Posts: 1,869	s1 semi-bias alliance overview/ranking/thingy This isnt really a ranking. If it was, YARR would obviously be in first so there's really no point . Im bored, chances are im guessing on half of what im writing, and this is only to hold us over till good ol' Ron Burgandy comes back. If you have any problems with my analysis, please, direct yourself to the nearest exit and quickly and quietly GTFO =) NorthWest W.E. Members: 126 Wings: 3 Confeds/NAP's: 0 Average pop: 572 Average offensive points: 596 Average defensive points: 107 Personal Notes: Hmm im not sure what to think of this alliance. before It has been said that they are "all talk" and "all show" and "all noobs" but I dont think they are as awful as claimed. Sure they have three wings which is sickening (just wait till we get to WW), but as usual, if they trimmed their feathers, they may end up with a couple nice wings. Their war (if thats whats happening) with TDS is taking them way too long...hurry up and get rid of them...If it was YARR they'd have been gone by now TDS Members: 95 Wings: 2 Confeds/NAP's: 0 Average pop: 480 Average offensive points: 340 Average defensive points: 134 Personal Notes: They're pretty big nubs by the looks of it. They trimmed a couple wings but still could do a hell of a lot better. Come on now. NorthEast ? Members: 46 Wings: 1 Confeds/NAP's: 0 Average pop: 1068 Average offensive points: 2275 Average defensive points: 348 Personal Notes: Decent alliance, seems like it has a lot of good players and is at the top of the list in alliance rankings in the places YARR isnt (not that many). They seem to be recruiting a bit far out of their quad however, but that shouldnt be too much of a problem. They are owning the **** out of WW and HOPEFULLY WINK WINK wont be adding too many WW members to their ranks, seeing as most of them are just....farms. I see this alliance going pretty far as long as it doesnt add another wing of WW members or something ridiculous like that. (plus I have a bromance for pwnzer) (theres more I just ran out of image space and WW has so many damn wings to account for that it'tl take a second.) __________________ s1r4 - Chuck Norris - This is TRUe s5r3 - Origami Salami - I love being NEWD sxr8 - bak&4th4evr - What we made in 1 month Ask me about my Love Tower! Last edited by Bananas; 07-22-2009 at 10:39 AM..

07-22-2009, 09:14 AM	#2
BLAH Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 3,636	__________________ MR. BLAH GOT BIT BY A WEREPUPPY. He now is only interested in things he can chew on.

07-22-2009, 09:33 AM	#4
Bananas Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: In someones mouth Posts: 1,869	Thanks for the post BLAH :P WW Members: 252 (and so it begins) Wings: 5 Confeds/NAP's: 1 Average pop: 604 Average offensive points: 355 Average defensive points: 128 Personal Notes: What do I say first? Their leaders are leaving, they're getting burned alive by the propaganda rays coming from the forums, and they're getting more wet willies and swirlies from ? than a pimple faced astrophysics student in the 80s. Pwn - X Members: 84 Wings: 2 Confeds/NAP's: 5 Average pop: 552 Average offensive points: 201 Average defensive points: 84 Personal Notes: Meh. Your average boring top 10 alliance. For some reason they think its funny that their name is pr0n stars? Well guys, its not. Pretty bad stats as well. Dont see it ever getting anywhere. (BTW I lol'd at the german in the picture) SouthWest DSP Members: 49 Wings: 0 Confeds/NAP's: 3 (luhlz) Average pop: 884 Average offensive points: 1640 Average defensive points: 341 Personal Notes: They are losing epic'ly in the Great Pants War to YARR. Put some damn pants on nubs KoN-TEG Personal Notes: Too much work stop having so many wings and I may put you in my wonderful analysis. __________________ s1r4 - Chuck Norris - This is TRUe s5r3 - Origami Salami - I love being NEWD sxr8 - bak&4th4evr - What we made in 1 month Ask me about my Love Tower! Last edited by Bananas; 07-22-2009 at 10:06 AM..

07-22-2009, 09:34 AM	#5
Bananas Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: In someones mouth Posts: 1,869	SouthEast YARR Members: 40 Wings: 0 Confeds/NAP's: 0 Average pop: 1004 Average offensive points: 2131 Average defensive points: 363 Personal Notes: __________________ s1r4 - Chuck Norris - This is TRUe s5r3 - Origami Salami - I love being NEWD sxr8 - bak&4th4evr - What we made in 1 month Ask me about my Love Tower! Last edited by Bananas; 07-22-2009 at 10:15 AM..

07-22-2009, 09:19 AM	#3
Death Stalker Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Currently Illinois Posts: 98	I guess you have a different idea of owned then i do. LOL A ? member attacking us in waves then, once they all died, he sent in the spears and pallys to attack. Dead as well. Please continue......