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    Default Most amazing thing just happened

    And I had to share.

    So I was sitting on the couch reading my Kindle Paperwhite and eating cookies in the dark and I ran out and was sad but knew it was gonna happen, so I just kept reading.

    So I just got up and turned on the light to go to the kitchen, and lo and behold, there was one more in the box that I missed!

    Praise Jesus!
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    The little things in life are pretty much the best sometimes

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    The little things in life are pretty much the best sometimes
    Amen! God is good!
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    The BBC just promoted pedophilia as something to not be condemned. Good chuckle was had.

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    The BBC just promoted pedophilia as something to not be condemned. Good chuckle was had.
    I only think of one thing when I hear BBC, and it's not pedophilia.
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    you eat this one?



    or this one?

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    These ones.

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    I just got a pop out of a vending machine and it's hot and it expired 2 years ago. God hates me again.
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    Ooh, wait. Not today Satan!
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    Apparently God has always hated you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ECH0 View Post
    Apparently God has always hated you.
    He did make me gay.

    I just love the fact that bad stuff is Satan and good stuff is God. It's like there's no critical thought involved.
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    What you think is good may not be good and what you think is bad may not be bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flossie Schmumpus View Post
    What you think is good may not be good and what you think is bad may not be bad.
    omigawd fisolloffy stuff.
    I'm glad I'm not judgemental like all you smug, superficial idiots

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rokchick View Post
    omigawd fisolloffy stuff.
    Too hard for you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flossie Schmumpus View Post
    What you think is good may not be good and what you think is bad may not be bad.
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    omigawd fisolloffy stuff.
    She tried to get cofc to stalk you floss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapient View Post
    He did make me gay.

    I just love the fact that bad stuff is Satan and good stuff is God. It's like there's no critical thought involved.
    Don't you know? Everything has to be black or white. There's no shades of grey apparently.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapient View Post
    She tried to get cofc to stalk you floss.
    What you think is bad may not be bad.......
    I'm glad I'm not judgemental like all you smug, superficial idiots

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    Quote Originally Posted by ECH0 View Post
    Don't you know? Everything has to be black or white. There's no shades of grey apparently.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ECH0 View Post
    Don't you know? Everything has to be black or white. There's no shades of grey apparently.
    Not according to Kinsey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapient View Post
    She tried to get cofc to stalk you floss.
    I have been stalked by better stalkers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by н-υ-п-т-ε-я View Post
    It's broken.
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    Not according to Kinsey.
    Well in that case, God probably hates Kinsey too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapient View Post
    She tried to get cofc to stalk you floss.
    FS is so bland that I didn't even wordfilter their name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cofc View Post
    FS is so bland that I didn't even wordfilter their name.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cofc View Post
    FS is so bland that I didn't even wordfilter their name.
    She is not you dirty Jew!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapient View Post
    you dirty Jew!
    Why do you post such horrible, racially charged things on the internet? Why do you do it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Burninator View Post
    Why do you post such horrible, racially charged things on the internet? Why do you do it?
    My Palestinian teacher called me that, but she assured me it's a cultural joke and not offensive. Was she wrong?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Burninator View Post
    Why do you post such horrible, racially charged things on the internet? Why do you do it?
    Sap is aryan?

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    My Palestinian teacher called me that, but she assured me it's a cultural joke and not offensive. Was she wrong?
    You believe everything teachers tell you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by н-υ-п-т-ε-я View Post
    Sap is aryan?



    You believe everything teachers tell you?
    Vy Aryan you mean blond hair and blue eyes? Then yes.

    Though my hair got darker in middle School for some reason.

    And yes, Palestinian teacher would never lie about Jews.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapient View Post
    And yes, Palestinian teacher would never lie about Jews.
    There is too many kinds of jews: those who are zionists and those who are anti-zionists. Those who are capitalists (usury lovers), and those who are socialist. etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Burninator View Post
    Why do you post such horrible, racially charged things on the internet? Why do you do it?
    Leftists are antisemetic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Burninator View Post
    Why do you post such horrible, racially charged things on the internet? Why do you do it?
    My guess is that he feels safe doing it here as opposed to RL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Blazin1 View Post
    My guess is that he feels safe doing it here as opposed to RL.
    Yes.

    But I'm also super accepting in RL.

    And Rok made me out to be a registry, so I had to live up to her thoughts of me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by н-υ-п-т-ε-я View Post
    There is too many kinds of jews: those who are zionists and those who are anti-zionists. Those who are capitalists (usury lovers), and those who are socialist. etc.
    Hey, usury can be very lucrative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapient View Post
    My Palestinian teacher called me that, but she assured me it's a cultural joke and not offensive. Was she wrong?
    I don't wanna call you a bigot (again), but I just want to say,
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    Bigots have trouble recognizing their own bigotry.
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    My guess is that he feels safe doing it here as opposed to RL.
    This is probably right.

    He's also probably joking.

    But it's hard to joke about antisemitism post-1940.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antise...#The_Holocaust
    By the early 20th century, the Jews in Germany were the most integrated in Europe. The situation changed in the early 1930s after the German loss in World War I and the economic crisis of 1929 which resulted with the rise of the ***** and their explicitly anti-Semitic program. Hate speech which referred to Jewish citizens as "dirty Jews" became common in antisemitic pamphlets and newspapers such as the Völkischer Beobachter[30] and Der Stürmer[31] Additionally, blame was laid on Jews for having caused Germany's defeat in World War I (see Dolchstosslegende).

    Anti-Jewish propaganda expanded rapidly. **** cartoons depicting "dirty Jews" frequently portrayed a dirty, physically unattractive and badly dressed "talmudic" Jew in traditional religious garments similar to those worn by Hasidic Jews. Articles attacking Jews, while concentrating on commercial and political activities of prominent Jewish individuals, also frequently attacked them based on religious dogmas, such as blood libel.
    Why do you post such horrible racially charged things on the internet? What motivates it? What reaction are you looking for?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cofc View Post
    FS is so bland that I didn't even wordfilter their name.
    Woot! cofc thinks I am bland! Dullard achievement level 6!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Burninator View Post
    I don't wanna call you a bigot (again), but I just want to say,


    This is probably right.

    He's also probably joking.

    But it's hard to joke about antisemitism post-1940.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antise...#The_Holocaust

    Why do you post such horrible racially charged things on the internet? What motivates it? What reaction are you looking for?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapient View Post
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    Because they scream every time an oven gets turned on?
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    You should quote yourself. It's like liking your Facebook status or high-fiving yourself in the mirror.

    It's what I would do if I didn't have to keep mine exactly how it is for madsquirrels and erazer.

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    The problem is Sap, that, just like a palestinian sending a fake bomb into israel as a joke, it's not funny or clever. It's just dumb and makes everyone who does it look small. Or, smaller. It is also very difficult for a non-racist to say racist things as a joke, because they don't get the joke (which is actually not there). So, yes, you are very likely a real, dyed in the wool racist and sexist in RL.
    I'm glad I'm not judgemental like all you smug, superficial idiots

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    Rok, you have no room to get up on a I'm not even kidding. You discriminate on race, religion, and sex. Every. Day.
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    You should quote yourself. It's like liking your Facebook status or high-fiving yourself in the mirror.

    It's what I would do if I didn't have to keep mine exactly how it is for madsquirrels and erazer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Blazin1 View Post
    Rok, you have no room to get up on a I'm not even kidding. You discriminate on race, religion, and sex. Every. Day.
    Sweetie, you are confusing discriminate, as in notice, with racist. Do I know that society treats POC, women, muslims, disabled, etc. differently? Of course I do. Do I think this is right? Nope. Do I think white/middle aged/christian/cis/men are generally seeing the erosion of their historical dominance as threatening, and fighting to retain it? Yes. Do they understand what they are doing by fighting it? No.

    Besides which, the soapbox is my natural home, so, rack off hairy legs.
    I'm glad I'm not judgemental like all you smug, superficial idiots

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