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    Default The military just reactivated me.

    I think God hates me. Cause I have to report to Texas in 3 weeks to give them four years of my life.
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    Good luck invading Asia by land Sap.
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    Good luck invading Asia by land Sap.
    Someone said Trump is talking about Syria. And I was learning Syrian.
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    I thought you got put in the clink and kicked out for attempted buttsechs?

    Or did they put you in the clink but neglected to give you the boot because.....?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lurk View Post
    I thought you got put in the clink and kicked out for attempted buttsechs?

    Or did they put you in the clink but neglected to give you the boot because.....?
    They're removing my record and returning my rank. It smells fishy.
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    Don't ask, don't tell sounds like heaven now, I bet.

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    Don't ask, don't tell sounds like heaven now, I bet.
    DADT is what put my life on hold.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapient View Post
    Someone said Trump is talking about Syria. And I was learning Syrian.
    Syria? Why would you think that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapient View Post
    I think God hates me. Cause I have to report to Texas in 3 weeks to give them four years of my life.
    Don't go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Burninator View Post
    Don't go.
    Um, federal warrants, military police, charges of desertion, and 20 years in a military prison if caught. Good idea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapient View Post
    Um, federal warrants, military police, charges of desertion, and 20 years in a military prison if caught. Good idea.
    Canada's a nice place. Thinking of going up there myself.

    But yeah, 20 years is 16 more than 4 years -- although less chance of death than when we go into Syria, possibly, when President Peach demands it. Didn't know that was the sentence for desertion and that not accepting being recalled counts as desertion. So you've taught me something today!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Burninator View Post
    Canada's a nice place. Thinking of going up there myself.

    But yeah, 20 years is 16 more than 4 years -- although less chance of death than when we go into Syria, possibly, when President Peach demands it. Didn't know that was the sentence for desertion and that not accepting being recalled counts as desertion. So you've taught me something today!
    According to military, I was active as soon as brigadier general something signed my orders. I'm considered "on leave". Failure to return from leave is desertion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapient View Post
    According to military, I was active as soon as brigadier general something signed my orders. I'm considered "on leave". Failure to return from leave is desertion.
    When you originally sign on, how does that work? Like, do you sign on for X number of years starting at X date, or are you on the hook to be "recalled" forever? Also, tell me more story -- how long ago did you sign up and what were you thinking? (I don't mean that in a judge'y way, seriously wondering why you did it.)

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    We just launched a missile strike in Syria military targets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapient View Post
    We just launched a missile strike in Syria military targets.
    I thought I alluded ti that over two hours ago Sap, consider that.

    But everything is ok, don't panic. Seriously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Burninator View Post
    When you originally sign on, how does that work? Like, do you sign on for X number of years starting at X date, or are you on the hook to be "recalled" forever? Also, tell me more story -- how long ago did you sign up and what were you thinking? (I don't mean that in a judge'y way, seriously wondering why you did it.)
    Recall 6 years after
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapient View Post
    We just launched a missile strike in Syria military targets.
    I saw this -- I sincerely hope that you don't end up somewhere in Asia fighting for god-knows-what against god-knows-who.

    When do you learn where you're going after Texas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapient View Post
    Um, federal warrants, military police, charges of desertion, and 20 years in a military prison if caught. Good idea.
    Worked for birddog.

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    I saw this -- I sincerely hope that you don't end up somewhere in Asia fighting for god-knows-what against god-knows-who.

    When do you learn where you're going after Texas?
    Asia you say? For the record, China has Russia in their endgame plans. They are close to completing their WW. By all means though, stay distracted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapient View Post
    They're removing my record and returning my rank. It smells fishy.
    Are they planning for the seventh war?

    They will send you to Iran as a sacrificial pawn for testing, run away!
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    Oh, no. Hoping you get a desk job posting somewhere safeish.
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    Oh, no. Hoping you get a desk job posting somewhere safeish.
    Safeish? Like, not too safe so he has some excitement?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    Oh, no. Hoping you get a desk job posting somewhere safeish.
    Australia? where you have all kinds of animals that can kill you coming from everywhere

    Well, if WW III started no where would probably be safeish, since military bases are allover the world. Buy your own uninhabited island in the middle of nowhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapient View Post
    I think God hates me. Cause I have to report to Texas in 3 weeks to give them four years of my life.
    Try to kiss the brigadier (or someone up the line) as soon as possible. Test the DADT.
    I'm glad I'm not judgemental like all you smug, superficial idiots

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Chak View Post
    Safeish? Like, not too safe so he has some excitement?
    I'm not sure anywhere is safe these days..... Is what I meant.
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rokchick View Post
    Try to kiss the brigadier (or someone up the line) as soon as possible. Test the DADT.
    Did Rok just tell you to sexually assault someone? Talk about a **** culture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cofc View Post
    Did Rok just tell you to sexually assault someone? Talk about a **** culture.
    She is full of surprises today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rokchick View Post
    Try to kiss the brigadier (or someone up the line) as soon as possible. Test the DADT.
    DADT is gone now. But sexual assault still exists.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapient View Post
    DADT is gone now. But sexual assault still exists.
    So you would try to get assaulted to not get involved in war good luck.

    Good thing you are not australian, when a guy joins the australian army he get raped by the higher ranks, it is the norms there!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapient View Post
    DADT is gone now. But sexual assault still exists.
    That should keep you out then.
    I'm glad I'm not judgemental like all you smug, superficial idiots

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rokchick View Post
    That should keep you out then.
    It's ok to **** if it gets you out of a commitment you made. Got it.
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    It's what I would do if I didn't have to keep mine exactly how it is for madsquirrels and erazer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Blazin1 View Post
    It's ok to **** if it gets you out of a commitment you made. Got it.
    you don't need to go that far, just grope as much people as you can and hope someone will report you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Burninator View Post
    I saw this -- I sincerely hope that you don't end up somewhere in Asia fighting for corporate interests against brown people.
    Fixed that for you. You can't be that ignorant of most American military interventions over the last 50 years. =p
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    You're definitely too far removed for them to reactivate you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mbstokem View Post
    You're definitely too far removed for them to reactivate you.
    That's what I thought. It's been 4 years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapient View Post
    That's what I thought. It's been 4 years.
    I mean when you signed your contract how many years did you sign for? They should've told you then how many active/inactive years you had.
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    o ya. i hope he goes back to it. i liked my name being in some1's sig

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lurk View Post
    Fixed that for you. You can't be that ignorant of most American military interventions over the last 50 years. =p
    Do Serbs count as brown? I guess I should have been more specific, you're right

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbstokem View Post
    I mean when you signed your contract how many years did you sign for? They should've told you then how many active/inactive years you had.
    I understand, but that's not the authorization being used. Supposedly I'd been on "extended leave" for the past 4 years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapient View Post
    I understand, but that's not the authorization being used. Supposedly I'd been on "extended leave" for the past 4 years.
    Tell them they owe you backpay for the last 4 years of leave then
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    o ya. i hope he goes back to it. i liked my name being in some1's sig

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbstokem View Post
    Tell them they owe you backpay for the last 4 years of leave then
    That's what my lawyer is saying, though she doesn't think it'll work obviously.
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    I just got my orders. Procedures weren't followed during court martial, persuant biases found and discrimination occurred but was ignored. The court martial was thrown out. My record is expunged, and I'm to finish my service.
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