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    Default Jack of all Trades Mafia

    You know the rules, and so do I. But for the ones that vary between hosts:
    • Vote/role deadlines will be at 2am UTC (9pm EST, 6pm PST)
    • No Lynch can be lynched once
    • Ties will be go to the player who first reached that number of votes (unvoting and revoting counts as the time of the revote)
    • The first deadline is in ~28 hours
    • Roleclaims are allowed.
    • PMs are not.



    Roles:

    Town:
    Detective - investigate, exact role investigate
    Private Investigator - watch, track
    Police Officer - investigate, jailkeep
    Doctor - protect (x2)
    Paramedic - protect, jailkeep
    Bodyguard - normal, elite
    Vigilante - kill
    Roleblocker - roleblock, jailkeep
    Doublevoter - extra vote, negative vote (both show up in KP)
    Strongman - bulletproof
    Spy - roleblock, jailkeep (neither show up in KP)

    Mafia:
    Godfather - sends kill (multi-use, transfers to another mafia when killed), shows as innocent (multi-use, does not work on watchers, trackers or exact role investigators)
    Enforcer - protection immune kill, bodyguard immune kill, jailkeep immune kill
    Assassin - janitor, poison
    Roleblocker - roleblock, jailkeep
    Corrupt Cop - exact role investigate, jailkeep

    Independent:
    Serial Killer - bulletproof, protection immune kill, bodyguard immune kill, jailkeep immune kill, normal kill (x3), shows as guilty to investigations
    Survivor - bulletproof, shows as innocent to investigations
    Hateful killer (chooses three players, is told their exact roles, and wins if they outlast all of them) - roleblock, unprotect (voids any protection given to target), shows as guilty to investigations

    There may also be a role not in this list.

    Players (5/11):
    The Blazin1 Doctor
    Scarecrow Private Investigator
    The Burninator
    mbstokem Godfather/Assassin
    Kerzi Spy
    Valynor
    Rokchick
    Luisss
    Foley
    Mod Deadpool Corrupt Cop
    Eric Rasputin Vigilante

    Kill Posts:
    Night 1
    Night 2
    Night 3
    Night 4

    Roles are being decided and sent now in the past.
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    inb4 they start lynching me.

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    Roles have been sent. Let the games begin.

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    Well then. In b4 the next thing.
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    I'm glad I'm not judgemental like all you smug, superficial idiots

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    Rok is definitely scum this round.
    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    You should quote yourself. It's like liking your Facebook status or high-fiving yourself in the mirror.

    It's what I would do if I didn't have to keep mine exactly how it is for madsquirrels and erazer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Blazin1 View Post
    Rok is definitely scum this round.
    Back at you, without the qualifier.
    I'm glad I'm not judgemental like all you smug, superficial idiots

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    First scum read by Blazin so I'm betting Blazin is scum.
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    Aw, you shouldn't have.
    Don't you have a hole to die in?

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    Vote for me then.
    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    You should quote yourself. It's like liking your Facebook status or high-fiving yourself in the mirror.

    It's what I would do if I didn't have to keep mine exactly how it is for madsquirrels and erazer.

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    Vote: Blazin
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Blazin1 View Post
    Aw, you shouldn't have.
    Don't you have a hole to die in?

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    Vote: Blazin

    I'm eric now

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    Lets all forget about NL and try to lynch someone on D1> ... Most people who scum read are usually scum ... especially on D1
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    Aw, you shouldn't have.
    Don't you have a hole to die in?

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    vote No lynch
    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    You should quote yourself. It's like liking your Facebook status or high-fiving yourself in the mirror.

    It's what I would do if I didn't have to keep mine exactly how it is for madsquirrels and erazer.

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    Ok I lol'ed too hard when Valy voted for blazin.

    Absolutely nothing personal blazin.

    Vote: Blazin
    "Semper necessitas probandi incumbit ei qui agit."

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    Scum leading the pack on night one.
    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    You should quote yourself. It's like liking your Facebook status or high-fiving yourself in the mirror.

    It's what I would do if I didn't have to keep mine exactly how it is for madsquirrels and erazer.

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    Nice try Blaze ...Scum train on N1 is the most dumb thing any scum party would think of.
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    Aw, you shouldn't have.
    Don't you have a hole to die in?

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    Says the guy who got baited immediately last round lol. I'm not even going to defend myself, logic is wasted on you guys.
    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    You should quote yourself. It's like liking your Facebook status or high-fiving yourself in the mirror.

    It's what I would do if I didn't have to keep mine exactly how it is for madsquirrels and erazer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Blazin1 View Post
    Says the guy who got baited immediately last round lol. I'm not even going to defend myself, logic is wasted on you guys.
    Immediately? Lmao ... It had no effect. You just convinced yourself that you did the most splendid job(you are not the only one playing). Logic is wasted on me, not others.
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    Aw, you shouldn't have.
    Don't you have a hole to die in?

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    That post immediately drew you into the open, deny it all you want, but it did and you were scum. People just dislike me enough that they would rather lynch me then win. I understand Rok vote, she always levels on me and this round is no different. So FOS on you. If I'm lynched, I hope town doesn't make the same mistake they did last time.
    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    You should quote yourself. It's like liking your Facebook status or high-fiving yourself in the mirror.

    It's what I would do if I didn't have to keep mine exactly how it is for madsquirrels and erazer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Blazin1 View Post
    Says the guy who got baited immediately last round lol. I'm not even going to defend myself, logic is wasted on you guys.
    My reasoning for voting for you is entirely illogical, I will admit that. It was just too funny. I will probably change my vote tomorrow .
    "Semper necessitas probandi incumbit ei qui agit."

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    Don't get scared now Luisss, all four of you are suspect, Rok the least because she always votes for me. You, Val and Eric decided to bandwagon, always a scum move and I would be surprised if only one of you were mafia.
    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    You should quote yourself. It's like liking your Facebook status or high-fiving yourself in the mirror.

    It's what I would do if I didn't have to keep mine exactly how it is for madsquirrels and erazer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Blazin1 View Post
    That post immediately drew you into the open, deny it all you want, but it did and you were scum. People just dislike me enough that they would rather lynch me then win. I understand Rok vote, she always levels on me and this round is no different. So FOS on you. If I'm lynched, I hope town doesn't make the same mistake they did last time.
    Oh! Im pretty sure I wont last till night 2 ... So, Im going all out ... Im rattling my mouth like crazy ... lynch me if you want folks, doesnt change the fact that I am town ...

    That post drew me out in the open but yet, somehow, miraculously, I never got lynched ... Hmmm I wonder why...
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    Don't you have a hole to die in?

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    The reason is pretty simple, are you daft?
    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    You should quote yourself. It's like liking your Facebook status or high-fiving yourself in the mirror.

    It's what I would do if I didn't have to keep mine exactly how it is for madsquirrels and erazer.

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    unvote
    vote Eric.
    Money where my mouth is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    You should quote yourself. It's like liking your Facebook status or high-fiving yourself in the mirror.

    It's what I would do if I didn't have to keep mine exactly how it is for madsquirrels and erazer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Blazin1 View Post
    The reason is pretty simple, are you daft?
    You give an explanation and then question it? The question should be, are YOU daft?
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    Aw, you shouldn't have.
    Don't you have a hole to die in?

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    This is the exact same thing you did as scum last round. Different words, same meaning.
    The thing you are missing is Rok ALWAYS votes for me given a chance, and I always call her scum. Rok, would you agree with this statement?
    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    You should quote yourself. It's like liking your Facebook status or high-fiving yourself in the mirror.

    It's what I would do if I didn't have to keep mine exactly how it is for madsquirrels and erazer.

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    With lynch:
    N1 - 9
    N2 - 7
    N3 - 5
    N4 - 3

    Without lynch:
    N1 - 10
    N2 - 8
    N3 - 6
    N4 - 4

    Lynch gives best odds.
    Vote: Blazin
    Sorry.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jonothan Crane
    Patients suffering delusional episodes often focus their paranoia on an external tormentor. Usually one conforming to Jungian archetypes. In this case, a scarecrow.

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    To the host:

    Isn't there a rule in mafia that we're not supposed to mention past games?
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    Aw, you shouldn't have.
    Don't you have a hole to die in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric Rasputin View Post
    To the host:

    Isn't there a rule in mafia that we're not supposed to mention past games?
    I've never hard of such a rule before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mouse-Keyboard View Post
    I've never hard of such a rule before.
    Thats great then .. Now..



    Quote Originally Posted by The Blazin1 View Post
    This is the exact same thing you did as scum last round. Different words, same meaning.
    The thing you are missing is Rok ALWAYS votes for me given a chance, and I always call her scum. Rok, would you agree with this statement?
    Im not missing anything ... Why is Rok suddenly involved? I didnt vote for you because of Rok ... I voted for you as stated by my reason and you proved it with your further posts...
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    Aw, you shouldn't have.
    Don't you have a hole to die in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric Rasputin View Post
    To the host:

    Isn't there a rule in mafia that we're not supposed to mention past games?
    Something to hide? Got you again lmao.
    Lynch me if you want, but town loses a couple important roleplays.
    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    You should quote yourself. It's like liking your Facebook status or high-fiving yourself in the mirror.

    It's what I would do if I didn't have to keep mine exactly how it is for madsquirrels and erazer.

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    As for rok, because she voted first on me, and I called her scum in response lol. Do try and keep up.
    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    You should quote yourself. It's like liking your Facebook status or high-fiving yourself in the mirror.

    It's what I would do if I didn't have to keep mine exactly how it is for madsquirrels and erazer.

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    Vote Eric Rasputin

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Blazin1 View Post
    Something to hide? Got you again lmao.
    Lynch me if you want, but town loses a couple important roleplays.
    I've been playing on mafiascum and it is a very strict rule there ... Check it up ... Even I can say town loses a couple important roleplays, doesn't mean you're telling the truth. I got you the moment you scum read on Rok ... Give up mate, its over.
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    Aw, you shouldn't have.
    Don't you have a hole to die in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foley View Post
    Vote Eric Rasputin
    So much love ...
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    Aw, you shouldn't have.
    Don't you have a hole to die in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric Rasputin View Post
    So much love ...
    You two are attention seekers, just like last round. Where Blazin was town and you were mafia, let's see if this round is different.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Blazin1 View Post
    This is the exact same thing you did as scum last round. Different words, same meaning.
    The thing you are missing is Rok ALWAYS votes for me given a chance, and I always call her scum. Rok, would you agree with this statement?
    Yes, and just like last time, it's NOT meant to start a train. How many times do I have to point out that the only legitimate lynch on N1 is if it goes to the dice? Mafia can always spin a train their way because no one has anything to go on!
    Unvote
    I'm glad I'm not judgemental like all you smug, superficial idiots

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foley View Post
    You two are attention seekers, just like last round. Where Blazin was town and you were mafia, let's see if this round is different.
    If you knew me well, rather than an attention seeker, I would say the guy who takes the fall, the guy who distracts ... Sounds scummy doesn't it lol ... Trust me ... The above roles are reversed.
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    Aw, you shouldn't have.
    Don't you have a hole to die in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rokchick View Post
    Yes, and just like last time, it's NOT meant to start a train. How many times do I have to point out that the only legitimate lynch on N1 is if it goes to the dice? Mafia can always spin a train their way because no one has anything to go on!
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    Which is why we lynch someone at random and finally have something to go on.
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    Aw, you shouldn't have.
    Don't you have a hole to die in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric Rasputin View Post
    Which is why we lynch someone at random and finally have something to go on.
    How is it random if at least 2 of the lynchers are Mafia? I remember last round where your "random" lynch was derailed by you and your scummy mates. It has to be random by dice to actually be random. So everyone must vote for someone different for it to be random. So stop with the trains and make it actually random. In this case, ANYONE who doubles a vote that turns out town is suspect.
    I'm glad I'm not judgemental like all you smug, superficial idiots

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    Do we have a vote count?
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    o ya. i hope he goes back to it. i liked my name being in some1's sig

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