St. Chak, glorious atelier, faithful servant and bearer of thong,
the stain of the troll has caused you to be forgotten by many,
but the true forum invokes you universally as the patron of things despised of;
pray for me, that finally I may receive the alterations and the couture of thongs in all my fripperies, ornamentations, and trimmings,
particularly those of purple hue, and that I may read Chak with the thong throughout Eternity.