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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Bane View Post
    I wanted to make a joke here about me being the one who feeds you the most. I was googling images, and this came up and well, I think its funnier than whatever I was going to post but still pertinent:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Luisss View Post


    An honest attempt at humour! I'm proud!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luisss View Post
    No, I do not consider one troop a hammer.
    I am glad to see reason and logic has taken a bit of root in your thought process, even if only on this subject..
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    Gotta be talented to look after 2 WW's simultaneously. Or crazy... Crazy seems more like it.
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    The more I read of OdinLoki's posts, the more I want to play alongside him. Not for the results, as frequently good as they are, but for the sheer fun he seems to have at it. Would + rep if I could, man. Always enjoy reading your stuff... and mostly cringe at the results contained in 'em.
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    Quote Originally Posted by odinloki View Post
    I am glad to see reason and logic has taken a bit of root in your thought process, even if only on this subject..
    He thinks 2 troops are. He is after all the king of semantics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luisss View Post
    I wanted to make a joke here
    It is funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurtz View Post
    He thinks 2 troops are. He is after all the king of semantics.
    It's increased then. It used to be one troop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by odinloki View Post
    I am glad to see reason and logic has taken a bit of root in your thought process, even if only on this subject..
    Just as you consider winning to be a subjective term, the whole point of that argument was that a "hammer" is a subjective term. I think we can all get over it, now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luisss View Post
    Just as you consider winning to be a subjective term, the whole point of that argument was that a "hammer" is a subjective term.
    By the power of Grey Skull..!! I do think you have finally admitted your er and learned from it..! Oh and thanks for admitting we can win the server without building a WW..!

    You are making great strides today..I fear it to be short lived, very short lived but hey it's a start lil buddy..


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    Gotta be talented to look after 2 WW's simultaneously. Or crazy... Crazy seems more like it.
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    The more I read of OdinLoki's posts, the more I want to play alongside him. Not for the results, as frequently good as they are, but for the sheer fun he seems to have at it. Would + rep if I could, man. Always enjoy reading your stuff... and mostly cringe at the results contained in 'em.
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    Since GONE isn't tooting it's horn for ghosting all my infantry.. Let me give kudo's to Snett for sneaking in on the one night my dual had the night off.. lol Yes, contrary to popular belief, I do let Lurk have a life outside travian..




    But of course, paybacks can be a female dog..lol
    Bye bye ghost villa..

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    Gotta be talented to look after 2 WW's simultaneously. Or crazy... Crazy seems more like it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gressor2 View Post
    The more I read of OdinLoki's posts, the more I want to play alongside him. Not for the results, as frequently good as they are, but for the sheer fun he seems to have at it. Would + rep if I could, man. Always enjoy reading your stuff... and mostly cringe at the results contained in 'em.
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    Storeythor,most offensive/defensive account holder on the server.
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    Quote Originally Posted by odinloki View Post
    Since GONE isn't tooting it's horn for ghosting all my infantry.. Let me give kudo's to Snett for sneaking in on the one night my dual had the night off.. lol Yes, contrary to popular belief, I do let Lurk have a life outside travian..
    The score is settled.
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    Luissss, that's an impressive D count.. I am in awe at the massive dent you put in this hammer..


    I really don't think I need the blue text..obvious troll is obvious..
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    Gotta be talented to look after 2 WW's simultaneously. Or crazy... Crazy seems more like it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gressor2 View Post
    The more I read of OdinLoki's posts, the more I want to play alongside him. Not for the results, as frequently good as they are, but for the sheer fun he seems to have at it. Would + rep if I could, man. Always enjoy reading your stuff... and mostly cringe at the results contained in 'em.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chas00 View Post
    Storeythor,most offensive/defensive account holder on the server.
    Quote Originally Posted by bugzy View Post
    He's a nut and the more the odds are stacked against him, the better he seems to come out of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by odinloki View Post
    Luissss, that's an impressive D count.. I am in awe at the massive dent you put in this hammer..


    I really don't think I need the blue text..obvious troll is obvious..
    Congrats. After LB's attempted sabotage destroyed my WW feeders with his mini-hammer next door, my hero was there trying to rebuild the damage/infrastructure necessary to support our WW. With the months of fakes I got there, my guess was it would be fake. I was wrong this time. As I said to The Verse as soon as I saw it:

    "Enjoy. She is a blessing and a curse, and I never deserved her. Treat her right!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luisss View Post
    "Enjoy. She is a blessing and a curse"
    I can definitely agree with that one. Whenever it goes 2x wheat consumption I begin to consider giving it away.
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    Hey Luissss... Since we only have 6 hammers, and this is half used now, then how many do we have left..?

    Yep, one more GONE hammer is...........GONE..
    Who does defense over there again, I forgot..??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scarecrow View Post
    Gotta be talented to look after 2 WW's simultaneously. Or crazy... Crazy seems more like it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gressor2 View Post
    The more I read of OdinLoki's posts, the more I want to play alongside him. Not for the results, as frequently good as they are, but for the sheer fun he seems to have at it. Would + rep if I could, man. Always enjoy reading your stuff... and mostly cringe at the results contained in 'em.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chas00 View Post
    Storeythor,most offensive/defensive account holder on the server.
    Quote Originally Posted by bugzy View Post
    He's a nut and the more the odds are stacked against him, the better he seems to come out of it.

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    Excellent hit boys

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vicious_Machine View Post
    Excellent hit boys
    Lady, actually. I won't mention it to LH, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SupremeAdmiral View Post
    Lady, actually. I won't mention it to LH, though.
    And she's an anvil, too.
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    And she's an anvil, too.
    ^^ This is the really funny part, our anvils are so bored, they're making hammers too.. lmao

    Ohh and this question was rhetorical..
    Quote Originally Posted by odinloki View Post
    Who does defense over there again, I forgot..??
    We all know Luisss stopped doing OC stuffs and promoted the *evil Lord Bane* to his OC because Luisss was far too busy doing DC stuffs.. So after seeing this report, Luisss, I have but one question..

    Did you instruct Rocky to defend with his hammer..? If so, then LB was right all along, when he has said you were a detriment to your team.. One could argue you have helped BTDT just as much as the Tik Tok account has..

    ..just sayin..
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    Gotta be talented to look after 2 WW's simultaneously. Or crazy... Crazy seems more like it.
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    The more I read of OdinLoki's posts, the more I want to play alongside him. Not for the results, as frequently good as they are, but for the sheer fun he seems to have at it. Would + rep if I could, man. Always enjoy reading your stuff... and mostly cringe at the results contained in 'em.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chas00 View Post
    Storeythor,most offensive/defensive account holder on the server.
    Quote Originally Posted by bugzy View Post
    He's a nut and the more the odds are stacked against him, the better he seems to come out of it.

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    Folks, LH is not a hammer, this is what happens when anvils go wild. When BTDT anvils do not have enough to do they find stuff. OSHA has forced our anvil chat room to post a danger warning, our lawyers have made us get a signed release of liability for all who enter.

    When a D call comes, it is not a pretty sight, and when they do not get enough D calls....well....they go wild and things like this happen.
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    Terrible stuff by me.

    Excellent hit LH, and great work team!!

    Great post flower, hahahaha!!! +rep
    I tried to +rep SA, Meh, and Greg, but cant. You guys are just on fire lately

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    So I conquered this villa from this guy in GONE the other day. By that I mean Montana conquered it but I'll take the credit for that part. Anyway, on a scale of 1 to mad, he seemed to score about a mad, cause:

    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/4659905bbb1

    And then worse:
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/46599129f9f
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/465992c30cf

    10 imps with that senator though? Even if I lost to the clear, bukkit+hero=dead senators. Left so much time between those waves, so I easily could have. Someone should help this person!

    Also, I'd like to thank Lurk and Ausie for use of their heroes. 'Twas a close battle and may have gone the other way without them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Burninator View Post
    Also, I'd like to thank Lurk and Ausie for use of their heroes. 'Twas a close battle and may have gone the other way without them!
    Honestly it's you I should thank and I'd like to publicly offer you resources etc to help rebuild. 89 ointments pales in comparison to 10k exp. Also please give more warning next time...So far our hero's 20% def bonus has been a waste.
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    I had tried on the anvil chat thread earlier -- didn't think to use the main chat thread. I'm bad at travian -- that's my excuse ^^. Also, if you gave me res, what would I do with all the res in my villas??? Build more cats instead

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    Haha, very nice!!!

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    Incredible

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flossie Schmumpus View Post
    Folks, LH is not a hammer, this is what happens when anvils go wild. When BTDT anvils do not have enough to do they find stuff. OSHA has forced our anvil chat room to post a danger warning, our lawyers have made us get a signed release of liability for all who enter.

    When a D call comes, it is not a pretty sight, and when they do not get enough D calls....well....they go wild and things like this happen.


    I'm a little ashamed to admit that the BTDT anvil's hammers are getting close to my hammer in size
    I've probably played 30 servers at this point

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teutons View Post
    I'm a little ashamed to admit that the BTDT anvil's hammers are getting close to my hammer in size
    A bored anvil, as Flossie notes, can be a fearsome thing indeed. Who knows what we might do next?
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teutons View Post
    I'm a little ashamed to admit that the BTDT anvil's hammers are getting close to my hammer in size
    It's not the size.. It's the way it's used.. But then that was a sexy swagger too, soo yeah..

    Ohh and speaking of sexy, our former free agent swings some viagra himself..


    Luissss, instead of saying we only had 6 hammers, maybe you should have said you only six Anvils..?? Because it appears you're all out of D..
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    Gotta be talented to look after 2 WW's simultaneously. Or crazy... Crazy seems more like it.
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    The more I read of OdinLoki's posts, the more I want to play alongside him. Not for the results, as frequently good as they are, but for the sheer fun he seems to have at it. Would + rep if I could, man. Always enjoy reading your stuff... and mostly cringe at the results contained in 'em.
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    Storeythor,most offensive/defensive account holder on the server.
    Quote Originally Posted by bugzy View Post
    He's a nut and the more the odds are stacked against him, the better he seems to come out of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by odinloki View Post

    Ohh and speaking of sexy, our former free agent swings some viagra himself..


    Luissss, instead of saying we only had 6 hammers, maybe you should have said you only six Anvils..?? Because it appears you're all out of D..
    Sexy hammer, yes, but the full series of hits should be looked at as a lesson in precision waves and massive destruction.

    http://travian-reports.net/us/report...2a,46609791e9d
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
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    Not a good day for the Doggo account.

    The previous post had his cap getting blasted to bits. Let's just post that again for good-times' sake.

    http://travian-reports.net/us/report...2a,46609791e9d

    Then Namoo had some fun with his support villages right after.

    Namoo hit #1
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report...f0,46611939ce0
    Namoo hit #2
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report...1a,46612702a2f
    Namoo hit #3
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report...30,466135ace28

    I have a mini headed for Doggo too. Wonder if they'll bother trying to stop it. It's only a 4K clear... I would hope they can stop that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SupremeAdmiral View Post
    Not a good day for the Doggo account.
    I have a mini headed for Doggo too. Wonder if they'll bother trying to stop it. It's only a 4K clear... I would hope they can stop that.
    I doubt they would stop it.. Remember Luisssss is doing defense.. I actually think Lulu is letting DD get destroyed for some reason.. When we chiefed DD's hammer and mini, Lulu was adamant about sending the D where we were NOT going, at the cap.. Now he lets the cap get blasted down to 64 pop..

    If you think about it, Lulu was the one who put LB into a position to wreck GONE from the inside, and he is allowing all GONE's hammers to get chiefed, and allowing the massive carnage happening.. How funny would that be if he was planning to sabotage GONE all along, himself..
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    Gotta be talented to look after 2 WW's simultaneously. Or crazy... Crazy seems more like it.
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    The more I read of OdinLoki's posts, the more I want to play alongside him. Not for the results, as frequently good as they are, but for the sheer fun he seems to have at it. Would + rep if I could, man. Always enjoy reading your stuff... and mostly cringe at the results contained in 'em.
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    He's a nut and the more the odds are stacked against him, the better he seems to come out of it.

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    Awww You all make me so happy and proud! Like I said, BTDT is FULL of excellent players.
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    Quote Originally Posted by odinloki View Post
    [Lulu] is allowing all GONE's hammers to get chiefed, and allowing the massive carnage happening.. How funny would that be if he was planning to sabotage GONE all along, himself..
    There was a time that I wanted to coup him but with that one exception I've generally preferred him to stay involved. He's done more damage than I ever could.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SupremeAdmiral View Post
    I have a mini headed for Doggo too. Wonder if they'll bother trying to stop it. It's only a 4K clear... I would hope they can stop that.
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report...03,46627982207
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report...6c,4675423840e

    I'll launch her again soon. Feel free to kill her any time. =P

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    This belongs in the BR archive for this server


    WW Hit #1
    HoneyBadger / Rammer
    Tik Tok / Main Catter
    Beemer / Secondary Catter
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report...c0,46768680cfd


    Went down exactly like my sims suggested it would. And we even got to split the last one for partial damage on a GW due to a random KCCO rogue hitting right before launch. =P

    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/466946e2db8

    I wonder how many hammers LuLu thinks we have now...

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    Three?
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    Quote Originally Posted by odinloki View Post
    It's not the size.. It's the way it's used.. But then that was a sexy swagger too, soo .
    As far as use goes, i think I just proved im not exactly getting that creative here!

    Finally got to live up to my forum name though
    I've probably played 30 servers at this point

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cisalpine View Post
    Three?
    Cis... I have more than three.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cisalpine View Post
    Three?
    5, only one of those was a BTDT hammer
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    o ya. i hope he goes back to it. i liked my name being in some1's sig

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    Quote Originally Posted by SupremeAdmiral View Post
    Cis... I have more than three.

    Shhhhhhhhhhhh. Don't be braggin' about your hammers. You could make others feel inadequate.


    Also, three was a joke. *eyeroll*
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