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    Spring is here and Easter is just around the corner. Let's celebrate... with GOLD!!!! Create a caption for the picture below to be entered in a chance to win one of 20 prizes! That's right folks, we're giving away 20 prizes ranging from 25-100 gold! Post below to submit your entry!



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    4. Deadline is Sunday April 12th, 2015
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    Yes I warm my Pepto Bismol....is that a problem?
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    When I'm dead it won't matter anymore.
    For now I'll have another beer.

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    "Let go of my sword, Kirby. Don't make me stick your butt in the fire."

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    I want to say something about not giving a peep.

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    "I don't use cages."

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    1) Mr. Peeps ain't peepin no mo!
    2) And Steve found out the hard way that not only do peeps taste terrible but they're also horrible for s'mores!
    3) This is what the Travian Mafia does to those who peep.
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    "If I only had more gold I could afford actual marshmallows."
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    "No, I said we were going to toast the teuton peeps tonight!"
    I'm glad I'm not judgemental like all you smug, superficial idiots

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    "Do I still get the culture points if no one else shows up to the celebration?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeLink View Post
    Cheddar is one of the popular, energetic guys.
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    "It's been a long walk home, lets take a break."

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    "Just playing Travian with my peeps."

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    Save a Peep! Send Moar Wheat!
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    "Oh...So that is what haunch of spear looks like!"
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    1. Why did my axe just turn pink when I heated it up?

    2. Fire is so mesmerizing

    3. What's next, boss?

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    Peep, I love you and respect you very much. But I will kill you dead before this day ends.

    You did not kill the peep only to keep alive and to sell for food, he thought. You killed him for pride and because you are a hunter. You loved him when he was alive and you loved him after. If you love him, it is not a sin to kill him. Or is it more?

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    1. I shall reward your feeble struggle with SLOW ROASTING OVER FIAH.

    2. "Chief!? What are you- " "Shh. Just let it happen."

    3. And as our great leader gazed into the flame, there was not a peep to be found.

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    First I plunged my sword into the senator, then when I pulled it out, he collapsed and his heart was shown to be sweet enough to roast. So I did. It's what we do to Romans.
    I'm glad I'm not judgemental like all you smug, superficial idiots

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    Still more entertaining than end game
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    "Does this peep match my outfit?"
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    Trick question, of course I can. After all, here in the forum no rules apply. Folks just declare themselves the winner. Easier. No unpleasant bending.
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    Pap is trying to do a wildfire with weird.

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    " Easter Bunny?...I swear it looked like any other rabbit out there!"

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    "I always find it easier to lower loyalty of a village by just speaking to them, after I have made an example of one of their peeps."

    "My kingdom, for some graham crackers."
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    He's a nut and the more the odds are stacked against him, the better he seems to come out of it.

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    When I'm not catapulting your village, I'm enjoying a nice marshmallow snack.

    Look what I found in their cranny!

    I asked her for a tiny peep, this isn't what I had in mind.

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    I wonder if it tastes like chicken?

    My favorite late night snack... a peep-sicle!

    I don't always eat peeps, but when I do I use the biggest sword I own!
    [FONT="Century Gothic"]You call that a hammer??

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    ....2 AM launch time, who's idea was this again?

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    "Ladies and gentlemen, The roast of Justin Peeper."

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    "Tries to throw a party. Gets one culture point."

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    You would think after winning a World Wonder that I would get to roast more than peeps"

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    When I built the bakery, this wasn't what I expected.

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    Now, all I need is some ketchup!

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    So this is what happens when you upgrade macemen in the smithy...
    US1 - R8: Seba18 - TMH
    US1 - R9: Easy Faked Oven - RIP (http://travian-reports.net/us/report/284151238bd/http://travian-reports.net/us/report/293427537bc)
    US19 - R1: Seba18 (win)

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    "And them's the facts"

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    I wonder if the Peep burns...damn Romans!

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    Sometimes, I wonder if the World Wonder is worth it all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeLink View Post
    Cheddar is one of the popular, energetic guys.
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    It takes a confident man and warrior, to be seen eating a pink peeps.

    Veni, Vidi, Vici. Peepi (I came, I saw, I conquered, I roasted and ate a peeps)”


    War and Peeps.
    Last edited by Drakkar; 04-08-2015 at 08:21 PM.

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    "Nothing valuable found? Good luck using your diaphragm this weekend, bet you'll find something valuable in about 9 months"

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    I have all the wheat for crackers I could plunder... I just wish I had s'more chocolate.

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    How many licks does it take to get to the center of my tongue?

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    1) OK I'll toast the marshmallows, but I'm still not singing "Kumbaya".

    2) I love toasted peeps, they are crunchy and good with ketchup.

    3) Gold can't buy happiness, but it can buy peeps, and that's sorta the same thing.

    4) Want s'more peeps?

    5) I can't believe they're serving white wine with pink peeps.
    Last edited by huggywuggy; 04-08-2015 at 09:31 PM.

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    Gaul Chieftan in deep depression after accidently sticking his fist to his beard with warm marshmallow!

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    "Hmm, I wonder what wine to pair with rare bunny buns"

    "When is that Teut coming back with more Sriracha sauce?"

    "Note to self: longsword makes lousy meat thermometer"
    Last edited by Helix the Grey; 04-08-2015 at 10:14 PM.

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