So I'm playing this round. I lurk around here very often, laughing multiple times throughout my visit (thank you). So I thought I'd share what is happening to me at the moment and maybe help you get a laugh.
I have a beautiful 9 month old son who takes up most of my time so the rest I spend to myself on here and travian. The mother of my son and I have a great relationship but we could never possibly be together, not meant for each other like that. So we were talking a few weeks ago and she asked what I was doing and I said playing Travian. She asked what that was so I explained the basics of the game and told her my ingame name because I never thought anything of it.
For the past week I've been getting small (like 1 troop) attacks sent to me from a small village in the North west, complete opposite of me. It has been getting really annoying. So tonight she calls me and asks how I'm doing on Travian and I told her my situation. She starts laughing and says "Sorry I don't know how to play very well but I figured out how to make soldiers."
Long story short if you have a kid don't tell their mom your game habits. You might end up getting randomly spammed with macemen.