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    It has come to my attention it is time to expand my franchise of lounges.

    This is a friendly gathering place where nothing is off topic, conversations can wander where they will or get hijacked, it doesn't matter.

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    Now come in pull up a chair and if you are really good I will pour you some of my special apple juice or mead, which ever is age appropriate.
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    So PG-13 only? ****. This means nothing G-rated either!

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    Too early for mead. But apple juice looks kind of like beer... which makes me happy.

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    It is Suurgrauer Apple juice, only the best for you. We do have beer too, and scotch and .....
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    Again... a little too early for beer and scotch, but I'll take a juice. Especially if it looks like weissbeir.

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    Oh right...it is your morning and my sleepy time. It is the finest in apple juices, sweet with just enough tartness to keep it from being cloying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flossie Schmumpus View Post
    Oh right...it is your morning and my sleepy time. It is the finest in apple juices, sweet with just enough tartness to keep it from being cloying.
    Yes, but is it the cloudy kind of the silly filtered kind?

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    Any chance of getting some ginger tea?
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
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    or a latte?
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    Yes, to all your beverage desires. Mehr, of course you can get ginger tea...cup or mug, which ever is your wont. Pine Pine Pine, no establishment I run would ever be with out the capacity to serve lattes...I grew up on them. Kurtz, I have both filtered and unfiltered apple juice, I even have even have extra pulp, regular pulp and pulp free orange juice.
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    I'm a little sad-faced right now. I've had a Belgian lambic brewing for over a year, fermenting with over 10 lbs of strawberries (simmer down fellas, it's for the wife)....

    Kegged it yesterday, and I think it got infected at some point. It was my first shot at anything that long. I've only done the much shorter term, 2-10 week stuff. But hey, it's a years worth of waiting. I think I'll go buy some Pepto and TP, and give it a shot anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gressor2 View Post
    I'm a little sad-faced right now. I've had a Belgian lambic brewing for over a year, fermenting with over 10 lbs of strawberries (simmer down fellas, it's for the wife)....

    Kegged it yesterday, and I think it got infected at some point. It was my first shot at anything that long. I've only done the much shorter term, 2-10 week stuff. But hey, it's a years worth of waiting. I think I'll go buy some Pepto and TP, and give it a shot anyway.
    *Hug*.....it is bad when a beer goes bad *HUG*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flossie Schmumpus View Post
    Yes, to all your beverage desires. Mehr, of course you can get ginger tea...cup or mug, which ever is your wont. Pine Pine Pine, no establishment I run would ever be with out the capacity to serve lattes...I grew up on them. Kurtz, I have both filtered and unfiltered apple juice, I even have even have extra pulp, regular pulp and pulp free orange juice.
    Is beer time now....

    Quote Originally Posted by Gressor2 View Post
    I'm a little sad-faced right now. I've had a Belgian lambic brewing for over a year, fermenting with over 10 lbs of strawberries (simmer down fellas, it's for the wife)....

    Kegged it yesterday, and I think it got infected at some point. It was my first shot at anything that long. I've only done the much shorter term, 2-10 week stuff. But hey, it's a years worth of waiting. I think I'll go buy some Pepto and TP, and give it a shot anyway.
    Ouch Gressor. That REALLY sucks.

    I'd have loved to try it though. Strawberry beer is usually pretty damn nice.

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    Time for ginger tea, then, served with a stick of cinnamon.

    It will just hit the spot after my lunch of home-made hot and sour noodle soup. (My partner makes the best noodle soup in the world.)
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
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    cahazmeadpl0xkthx

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    Quote Originally Posted by fortress View Post
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    You're too young.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fortress View Post
    cahazmeadpl0xkthx

    <-- wonders if Flossie is serving sammiches
    P0x is making the sandwiches.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gebne View Post
    P0x is making the sandwiches.
    Ooh, I hope he is past the scab phase!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gebne View Post
    P0x is making the sandwiches.
    I'm glad I ate before dropping in.
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    I'm glad I ate before dropping in.
    Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurtz View Post
    You're too young.
    Stop reminding her
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    Hey, I run a nice establishment, good food, good drink, congenial atmosphere where all ages are welcome and will be served age appropriate beverages. We have really comfy chairs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flossie Schmumpus View Post
    Hey, I run a nice establishment, good food, good drink, congenial atmosphere where all ages are welcome and will be served age appropriate beverages. We have really comfy chairs.
    So when they're 16 they can have a beer?

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    Yes...since the lounge is not in the USA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kurtz View Post
    so when they're 16 they can have a beer?
    only 4 more years to go!!!111111

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    Quote Originally Posted by planesrule View Post
    only 4 more years to go!!!111111

    I have the finest selection of apple juices for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flossie Schmumpus View Post
    I have the finest selection of apple juices for you.
    If you came up to me in a tinted van and said that, I'd probably go in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by planesrule View Post
    If you came up to me in a tinted van and said that, I'd probably go in.
    Especially if she had a cute puppy?

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    Oooh I have a cute doggie, just need to get a new van, sold my other panel sided one for being stubborn.
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    I recently got a puppy. She's a bichon poodle.

    I'll help you find your puppy though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lizzilo View Post
    Sorry.
    It's ok, I have a strong stomach. Pox and I are on the same account, it's an essential part of my survival kit.
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
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    Does this mean we can stop calling people trolls and move the term to lounge lizards. :-)

    I will take one of those Juicebox's. :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by lethaljimmy View Post
    Does this mean we can stop calling people trolls and move the term to lounge lizards. :-)

    I will take one of those Juicebox's. :-)
    Troll =/= lounge lizard, they are two different things. One can be one or the other or both.

    We serve our fine selection of apple juices in glasses or if you must in sippy cups...no aseptic packaging served here.


    Pine, your latte is ready in your special cup.

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    What a bloody ugly cup. I know that it is a pineapple and hence cool, but... damn it is ugly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurtz View Post
    What a bloody ugly cup. I know that it is a pineapple and hence cool, but... damn it is ugly.
    The silly thing is probably worth a pretty penny too, but I agree, if you can find a nicer cup for Pine to enjoy her lattes in, I would be grateful.
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    This is more of a teacup - Chinese style without a handle:



    And this is vaguely less ugly.... although not sure what the thingy on the bottom is.



    On the other hand this set.... is rather cool.



    Pineh!!! Take your pick!

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    Thank you....anyone else with latte cup offerings for Pine?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flossie Schmumpus View Post
    Thank you....anyone else with latte cup offerings for Pine?


    Can anyone else pick the mistake?



    Thats right, the "h" is missing from pineappleh
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    And maybe that it says "Pineapple" at all.... when there is a picture of a cherry right above it...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gressor2 View Post
    And maybe that it says "Pineapple" at all.... when there is a picture of a cherry right above it...?
    That is a bit of cognitive dissonance there to be sure. When I think of pineappleh, I do not think of cherries.

    And I mean that in the nicest and most complimentary way possible.
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
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